hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

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tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

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byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

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fuckyeahdementia:

Yoooo
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